Friday, July 4, 2014

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zasloveski:

(っ◔◡◔)っmy babies♥

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xdillton:

EDC 2014

I cannot believe this annoying, caring, retarded, talented, ridiculous baby sister is 17 today. Holy. Shit. Time flies. You’re growing up to be something pretty special there @jessieerebecca and I can’t wait to see your nasty blood and guys makeup on the big screen. I hope you have an amazing day. ❤️😚 #happybirthday #birthday #fourthofjulybaby #sister #love #baby #notsobabyanymore #mua #artist #amazing #woah #wtf #slowdown

I cannot believe this annoying, caring, retarded, talented, ridiculous baby sister is 17 today. Holy. Shit. Time flies. You’re growing up to be something pretty special there @jessieerebecca and I can’t wait to see your nasty blood and guys makeup on the big screen. I hope you have an amazing day. ❤️😚 #happybirthday #birthday #fourthofjulybaby #sister #love #baby #notsobabyanymore #mua #artist #amazing #woah #wtf #slowdown

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Penis

Condom a la Barney Stinson. 👌 #condom #protection #sex #barneystinson #barney #stinson #himym #suitup #la #bowtie #ifoundthis #andilovedit #lol

Condom a la Barney Stinson. 👌 #condom #protection #sex #barneystinson #barney #stinson #himym #suitup #la #bowtie #ifoundthis #andilovedit #lol

Wednesday, July 2, 2014
can you not, you adorable creature?

can you not, you adorable creature?

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If you have to call me name, I prefer Ross the Divorcer. It’s just cooler.

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